Moose Loose In The Hoose....

So SQL and I were laing on the floor watching our weekly Tv show 24. (Come on, you know, I have to watch my illegitimate parents Jack Bauer and Chloe O'Brian) Another link about Jack Bauer) When out of the corner of my eye I spot something scurry across the floor. SQL spots it too and, like a cheetah chasing a gazelle drives it into my hall closet. Now, seeing as how I am a kind and gentle human being, I can't just let my cat pounce on anything he wants to, I decide to capture the little guy in a card board box and release him outside to be eaten by a hawk at some point I suppose. I can't help The Circle of Life.